Humor

AUDI -> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence / BMW -> Bought My Wife BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer / CHEVROLET -> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips / DODGE -> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / FIAT-> Fix It All the Time / FORD -> Fast Only Rolling Downhill / GM-> General Maintenance / GMC-> Gotta Mechanic Coming? / HONDA -> Had One Never Did Again / HYUNDAI -> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA -> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along / OLDSMOBILE -> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / SAAB -> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown / TOYOTA -> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto / VOLVO -> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless.